Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
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Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Don't EVER smell your tampon
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
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I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
me + whiskey = a bad person
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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