At least make sure they are 18
Why
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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