She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
