this boner is exhausting
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
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Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
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When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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