Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
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he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
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Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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