I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
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Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
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DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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