I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
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i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
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I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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