i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
sex in a hospital.. check
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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