Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
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She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
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Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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