I like my sex mixed with concussions.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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