at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
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Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
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just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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