you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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