you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
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I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
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I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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