i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I have feelings that need drinking.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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