Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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