is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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