Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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