Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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