I can't watch pbs sober anymore
please come you make the beer taste better
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
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I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
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so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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