can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
