his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
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Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
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if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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