She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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