But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
