I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
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Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
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I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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