i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
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