508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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