garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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