Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
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..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
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I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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