Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
Randomize
