Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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