someone get that fucking seahorse.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
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I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
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GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
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Well, I met his girlfriend...
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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