this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
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