what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
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If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
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Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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