i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
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other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
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I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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