Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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