the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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