WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
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dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
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Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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