she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
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Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
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... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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