There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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