it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
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