hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I still have a little drunk in my system
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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