Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
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he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
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Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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