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Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
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Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
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We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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