I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
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She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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