You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
This is the high leading the old right now
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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