What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
