mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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