I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize