Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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