Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
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we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
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WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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