she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Randomize
