I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
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I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
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Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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