Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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