My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
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i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
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He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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