Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
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Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
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Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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