So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
You left your phone here
Wait...
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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