the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
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I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
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He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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